It has come to our attention here at WETA U.K.: Wizards for the Ethical Treatment of Animals - United Kingdom, that a certain animal dissection "hobby" of yours is not as such, but a depraved act of violence against innocent animals. We politely ask you to please immediately refrain from these horrendous acts!
Our team of paralegalwizards are standing by to accept your due apology to the animal kingdom on behalf of WETA, so that no further action may be taken against you or your magical guardians.
Thank you very much for your time and understanding.
Join the WETA team for animal rights!
Yours most sincerely,
Bestia R. Libertas
Wizards for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, United Kingdom
What? ::reads over his shoulder:: WETA? I agree. Hippie bastards.
Okay, listen here, you reefer-smoking, free-loving, anarchistic blowhards. Shut up. That's all there is to it. If you like being able to take medication, you're all for the TESTING I perform. Animals don't have rights, and they are perfect scientific subjects. Science is for the betterment of wizardkind, and if you don't accept that, then you can shove your bongs and your Jefferson Airplane LPs up your already-tight arses.
And stay the hell away from me, you psycho morons.